When someone calls me during lunch
When one of my guy friends gets a buzz cut
"DO YOU FEEL LIKE GETTING BRUNCH?"
"WE CAN HAVE MIMOSAS…"
When my bestie and I do our secret hand shake
When a guy I’ve been seeing for months tells me he’s a relationshipophobe
Trying to make it to bed after a few too many
Me and my best friend when we get home from the bar
INTRODUCING MYSELF TO NEW PEOPLE