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When there’s nothing to do at work and my boss lets me leave multiple hours early
When I watch Top Chef
Whenever someone plays with hair
DATE NIGHTS WITH MY BOYFRIEND
WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS GOOD ALCOHOL TO THE PREGAME

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

When I get home from work and go straight for the kitchen
WHEN IM DRUNK AND WITH MY FAMILY

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

Me, blazed
When I meet a girl who can actually eat more than me